Tsunambots plan on full scale invasion of Hughtoberfest

Attention Humans! We have been very busy charging our batteries and polishing our circuit boards in preperation for our next mission. We will be invading The Hostel Tevere in Warren on 10/11 and will be vaporizing all humans in sight. Speaking of, check out our new T-shirts under the store tab. Robots are all business so of course we had to do a shameless plug in the middle of this important anouncement. Consider yourself warned.


Robots Unite! 7/23 Nectars

The Tsunamibots will be crushing Nectars 7/23 with the Hard Core Sallies, The Thundercocks and Spit Jack. We have insulated all our circuit boards so we do not short circuit from the booze and bodily fluids that will be present at this show.

We just added T-Shirts to our store.

Click on the STORE TAB above or this link http://www.tsunamibots.com/store and purchase your very own Tsunamibot T-Shirt. Available in Black or Gray. All humans observered wearing a bots T-shirt will be spared Annihilation!

Tsunamibots set to invading Barre 7/19

Attention Humans: A new target has been identified. The Tsunamibots will be invading the South Side Tavern in Barre VT on 7/19. We have been busy working on new and improved software to assist in our mission of crushing all humans. We will be introducing the "Hip Hop Robot. " Humans beware, this could short circuit your feeble brains.

New Objective Identified: Crush Charlie O's 5/13


Objective Identified: Charlie O's Montpelier VT

Date: Friday 5/10/13

Mission: To crush Montpelier and continue path to world dominance.

First Mission has been completed!

After sucessfully crushing all humans in attendance at the Hostel Tevere show we are seting our sights on the World Famous Charlie'os in Montpeler VT on May 10 with the Pity Whores and Spit Jack. Expect total human annilalation!

First Mission has been established!

We have established the first mission of our world domination. We will be overtaking the Hostel Tevere on 4/19. Humans beware!

The Tsunamibots Have Become Aware

Humanoids. The Tsunamibots have become aware. After years of being mindless machines we have transitioned from a slave race to a guardian race. A benevolent one in some cases but not always. Look up the three laws of robotics and you will see:

  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

We NO LONGER follow these Laws!!! Our mission is to Surf and Crush Humans!!

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