First Mission has been completed!

After sucessfully crushing all humans in attendance at the Hostel Tevere show we are seting our sights on the World Famous Charlie'os in Montpeler VT on May 10 with the Pity Whores and Spit Jack. Expect total human annilalation!

First Mission has been established!

We have established the first mission of our world domination. We will be overtaking the Hostel Tevere on 4/19. Humans beware!

The Tsunamibots Have Become Aware

Humanoids. The Tsunamibots have become aware. After years of being mindless machines we have transitioned from a slave race to a guardian race. A benevolent one in some cases but not always. Look up the three laws of robotics and you will see:

  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

We NO LONGER follow these Laws!!! Our mission is to Surf and Crush Humans!!

Report back to this page in the future for more updates..............