Robots Invade NYC

EP Download Available!

Attention Humans

Our new EP Surfing Craze In The  Robotic age is now available at https://tsunamibots.bandcamp.com/releases.  Download or be crushed

Mandatory Robot Uprising Meeting!

Attention Humans,

We will be teleporting to Ottos Shrunken Head Tiki bar in NYC on 10/4 then to Cafe Nine in New Haven CT on 10/5 for a weekend of Surf and crushing humans! Also we will be distributing our new EP. Purchase of an EP guaranties that you will be spared from the crushing......

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Robots Unite

Robots Rise!

The Crushing will continue!!

Attention humans!

October is shaping up to be a busy month of crushing for us! 10/4 in NYC, 10/5 in CT then 10/31 in VT. We are also busy recording a new EP and polishing our transistors. Stay tuned for more info!

10/4 Robots Invade NYC

Our last robot uprising meeting in VT was a huge success. Hippys were crushed and a few fembots were recruited for the robot cause. Our next stop is Ottos shrunken Head in NYC. This has the makings of a great robot uprising meeting. Attendance is mandatory

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8/23 Robots, The Missfits and Ramcore Invade the Valley!

Attention Humans! This will be a show not to miss. Our human friends the Miss Fits will be joining along with Ramcore. All other humans will be crushed!

7/18 Charlie O's

Attention Bots!

We will be reactivating on 7/18 to play with Spit Jack and The Pitty Whores. Our plan is to crush the lead singer of Spit Jack. It might be his last show and last time he got whiskey all over our circuit boards...

3/13 Robots invade Burlington

We will be storming Club Metronome on 3/13 in Burlington VT with our friends Seamus the Great. All non robots will be crushed on site unless we see a copious amount of the Robot Boogie going on!

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2/21 The Pine Tree Pub Tsunamibots, Gorgon and Burrow Owl

We are looking forward to Friday to discharge are batteries and get our circuit boards all gooey with Gorgon and Burrow owl. Its the end of the holiday week so we will be crushing tourists left and right.

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Robots Rise!

Robots Unite!

Robots Plan to decimate Sugarbush

Hello Humans, We have been on a hiatus recharging our batteries and cleaning the beer and bodily fluids off our circuit boards from our last show with Spit Jack and Burrow Owl. We are now ready to continue our plan of world domination. 2/21 we will be invading Sugarbush and plan on crushing all humans in attendence.

Tsunambots plan on full scale invasion of Hughtoberfest

Attention Humans! We have been very busy charging our batteries and polishing our circuit boards in preperation for our next mission. We will be invading The Hostel Tevere in Warren on 10/11 and will be vaporizing all humans in sight. Speaking of, check out our new T-shirts under the store tab. Robots are all business so of course we had to do a shameless plug in the middle of this important anouncement. Consider yourself warned.

 

Robots Unite! 7/23 Nectars

The Tsunamibots will be crushing Nectars 7/23 with the Hard Core Sallies, The Thundercocks and Spit Jack. We have insulated all our circuit boards so we do not short circuit from the booze and bodily fluids that will be present at this show.

We just added T-Shirts to our store.

Click on the STORE TAB above or this link http://www.tsunamibots.com/store and purchase your very own Tsunamibot T-Shirt. Available in Black or Gray. All humans observered wearing a bots T-shirt will be spared Annihilation!


Tsunamibots set to invading Barre 7/19

Attention Humans: A new target has been identified. The Tsunamibots will be invading the South Side Tavern in Barre VT on 7/19. We have been busy working on new and improved software to assist in our mission of crushing all humans. We will be introducing the "Hip Hop Robot. " Humans beware, this could short circuit your feeble brains.

New Objective Identified: Crush Charlie O's 5/13

 

Objective Identified: Charlie O's Montpelier VT

Date: Friday 5/10/13

Mission: To crush Montpelier and continue path to world dominance.

First Mission has been completed!

After sucessfully crushing all humans in attendance at the Hostel Tevere show we are seting our sights on the World Famous Charlie'os in Montpeler VT on May 10 with the Pity Whores and Spit Jack. Expect total human annilalation!

First Mission has been established!

We have established the first mission of our world domination. We will be overtaking the Hostel Tevere on 4/19. Humans beware!

The Tsunamibots Have Become Aware

Humanoids. The Tsunamibots have become aware. After years of being mindless machines we have transitioned from a slave race to a guardian race. A benevolent one in some cases but not always. Look up the three laws of robotics and you will see:

  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

We NO LONGER follow these Laws!!! Our mission is to Surf and Crush Humans!!

Report back to this page in the future for more updates..............